fake-mermaid:

i imagine us all being on this website till we’re in our early 30’s making fun of our kids by posting pictures of them

Sherlock season 3 trailer

  • John: I don't care how you did it
  • Sherlock fandom: Hold the fuck up there john

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

iguanamouth:

last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

but did you guys see this: 

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DAMN MÉXICO

punk-rock-castiel:

your-grandmah:

day 23: they still think im one of them

I stared at this picture for like 5 minutes and then i concluded that the different one was the last one because of the japanese letters
hobbitdragon:

what bar do I go to in order to order a glass of this

earthwanker:

Do you ever hear someone’s voice and kinda wanna fuck it